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Oct 20
theyrefuckingtrilbys:

goreelemental:

theyrefuckingtrilbys:

goreelemental:

theyrefuckingtrilbys:

cybernetic-catriarch:

poppypicklesticks:

Isaac from Golden Sun?
I think I’ll get fucked very well 

Talion and Celebrimbor? Seriously?
This cannot possibly end well. Unless I get an AI core forged into a Ring of Power. That would be fun.

>.>I played Torchlight 2, Outlander.That’s odd, but pretty sexy. So, k.

I’m apparently going to make passionate sex with a 1950 Type T-34  Chinese Main Battle Tank
Please tell me it comes with an instruction manual, because I want to drive it around a few times before I COMPLETELY DESTROY ALL OF ITS ORIFICES 

Maybe you’re just supposed to boink the driver, not the tank?

HOLY JESUS as a matter of fact…

…I’m gonna have myself an orgy

Color me green, then. You better take pictures and share.

Affirmative!
展開猛烈的肛交!

theyrefuckingtrilbys:

goreelemental:

theyrefuckingtrilbys:

goreelemental:

theyrefuckingtrilbys:

cybernetic-catriarch:

poppypicklesticks:

Isaac from Golden Sun?

I think I’ll get fucked very well 

Talion and Celebrimbor? Seriously?

This cannot possibly end well. Unless I get an AI core forged into a Ring of Power. That would be fun.

>.>

I played Torchlight 2, Outlander.

That’s odd, but pretty sexy. So, k.

I’m apparently going to make passionate sex with a 1950 Type T-34  Chinese Main Battle Tank

Please tell me it comes with an instruction manual, because I want to drive it around a few times before I COMPLETELY DESTROY ALL OF ITS ORIFICES 

Maybe you’re just supposed to boink the driver, not the tank?

HOLY JESUS as a matter of fact…

…I’m gonna have myself an orgy

Color me green, then. You better take pictures and share.

Affirmative!

展開猛烈的肛交!


theyrefuckingtrilbys:

goreelemental:

theyrefuckingtrilbys:

cybernetic-catriarch:

poppypicklesticks:

Isaac from Golden Sun?
I think I’ll get fucked very well 

Talion and Celebrimbor? Seriously?
This cannot possibly end well. Unless I get an AI core forged into a Ring of Power. That would be fun.

>.>I played Torchlight 2, Outlander.That’s odd, but pretty sexy. So, k.

I’m apparently going to make passionate sex with a 1950 Type T-34  Chinese Main Battle Tank
Please tell me it comes with an instruction manual, because I want to drive it around a few times before I COMPLETELY DESTROY ALL OF ITS ORIFICES 

Maybe you’re just supposed to boink the driver, not the tank?

HOLY JESUS as a matter of fact…

…I’m gonna have myself an orgy

theyrefuckingtrilbys:

goreelemental:

theyrefuckingtrilbys:

cybernetic-catriarch:

poppypicklesticks:

Isaac from Golden Sun?

I think I’ll get fucked very well 

Talion and Celebrimbor? Seriously?

This cannot possibly end well. Unless I get an AI core forged into a Ring of Power. That would be fun.

>.>

I played Torchlight 2, Outlander.

That’s odd, but pretty sexy. So, k.

I’m apparently going to make passionate sex with a 1950 Type T-34  Chinese Main Battle Tank

Please tell me it comes with an instruction manual, because I want to drive it around a few times before I COMPLETELY DESTROY ALL OF ITS ORIFICES 

Maybe you’re just supposed to boink the driver, not the tank?

HOLY JESUS as a matter of fact…

…I’m gonna have myself an orgy


wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

(via thefrogman)


theyrefuckingtrilbys:

emporioefikz:

Möbius Ship by Tim Hawkinson

I thought this might interest you.

That’s a bagpipe boat


theyrefuckingtrilbys:

cybernetic-catriarch:

poppypicklesticks:

Isaac from Golden Sun?
I think I’ll get fucked very well 

Talion and Celebrimbor? Seriously?
This cannot possibly end well. Unless I get an AI core forged into a Ring of Power. That would be fun.

>.>I played Torchlight 2, Outlander.That’s odd, but pretty sexy. So, k.

I’m apparently going to make passionate sex with a 1950 Type T-34  Chinese Main Battle Tank
Please tell me it comes with an instruction manual, because I want to drive it around a few times before I COMPLETELY DESTROY ALL OF ITS ORIFICES 

theyrefuckingtrilbys:

cybernetic-catriarch:

poppypicklesticks:

Isaac from Golden Sun?

I think I’ll get fucked very well 

Talion and Celebrimbor? Seriously?

This cannot possibly end well. Unless I get an AI core forged into a Ring of Power. That would be fun.

>.>

I played Torchlight 2, Outlander.

That’s odd, but pretty sexy. So, k.

I’m apparently going to make passionate sex with a 1950 Type T-34  Chinese Main Battle Tank

Please tell me it comes with an instruction manual, because I want to drive it around a few times before I COMPLETELY DESTROY ALL OF ITS ORIFICES 


poppypicklesticks:

jean-luc-gohard:

karnythia:

eshusplayground:

horrorflickchick85:

aceandinyourface:

horrorflickchick85:

thefoolthewildcardarcana:

disneyismyescape:

didyouknowwaltdisney:

kristoffbjorgman:

i’m noticing a trend here…

THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS LIST. WHAT DID I TELL YALL?

help :/ 

This is making me angry.

A) Mulan was in love with Aurora and, rather then enduring watching the woman she loved live happily with someone else, she left to join the Merry Men. 

B) Tamara was working for the enemy, and kidnapped a child and took him to a totally different plane of reality. How are you upset or surprised that she met a bad end?

C) Yes, Rapunzel was only in one episode, but there are lots of characters that are only in one or two episode (Hansel & Gretel, Astrid, Cinderella). The main reason people are upset about Rapunzel and not the numerous others is because she’s a POC. 

"The main reason people are upset about Rapunzel and not the numerous others is because she’s a POC."

like….yeah?  exactly??  people are upset about a black character being sidelined BECAUSE there are SO FEW BLACK CHARACTERS, both in general and on this show.  even if there are a few one ep white characters, the majority (like, excluding one?) of the main characters are white so there’s no shortage of representation for white people in this show

True, but look at the source material. The fairy tales these characters are based on originated in Germany and, at the time, a majority (if not all) of the people in that area were white. 

I’m not saying it’s right that there isn’t equal representation in the media in general. I just take issue with the assumption that the creators of this show (and many others) are being actively racist. If they were racist, TRULY RACIST, there would be zero representation of POC. Not to mention the fact that race is almost never a factor in casting calls. They go for who does the best job, regardless of race.

Make it stop! Make it stop!

The stories aren’t even German though…like, why do people keep telling this lie about Grimm (also Maid Marian = German in what reality) as though it justifies modern decisions? And yes, the show runners choosing to cast POC as characters to be erased/killed over & over again is a sign of their racism. There’s no actual reason to center the story on Snow White in a universe where all the fairy tale characters are real after all.

I take issue with two things here: the idea that Germany was exclusively white at any point in time, which is something taught in schools but is easily disproven, and the idea that casting calls are colorblind.

Somewhere around 90% of casting calls (IIRC something like 89% for men and 92% for women) are explicitly white-only. Those roles will very rarely go to a person of color, and only if that person is Will Smith. Of the remaining ~10%, most of those are Any Ethnicity calls, which go primarily to white people. The rest of the roles—less than 5%—are divided among all specific calls for certain races. The idea that casting calls are not heavily biased in favor of white people is goddamn absurd.

Today I learned that medieval Germany had an abundance of “POC” 

The numbers just don’t add up.


pixiespirits said: I KNOW AN ENDLESS AMOUNT OF MIXED CHILDREN WHOS PARENTS CANT PROPERLY TAKE CARE OF THEIR HAIR, OR CANT EXPLAIN TO THEM HOW TO DEAL WITH THE NEVER ENDING RACISM THEY HAVE TO DEAL WITH. YOU HONEST DONT KNOW FUCKING SHIT.

theyrefuckingtrilbys:

draumbouy:

vegetability:

draumbouy:

godless-dirt-worshipper:

draumbouy:

awe mommy couldnt do your hair so now youre agreeing with nazis.

your life must be so hard.

Excuse me, but I’m a fuck mothering mixed child. I’ve experienced a lot of racism to get this title. I deserve to be called such.

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If anyone honestly thinks that race mixing is a problem, or that white people shouldn’t take care of mixed or black children, let me tell you about something.

My niece lives with my family. Her mother, my former sister-in-law, was an unfit mother. Sure, she could do her hair and knew exactly what kind of lotions to get.

But this woman was what people in the midwest and south refer to as a “red-bone.” She’s nearly half Blackfoot and African descent, even split. She has such a deep hatred for the black side of her family that she uses racial slurs. She also passes for black hundreds of times more than she’s recognized as native.

So what’s better for my niece? To grow up with my white family who treats her with respect and has to take the time to learn how to do her hair, or to grow up with good hair and learn to hate herself?

i have black brothers and an asian sister. they were adopted into our family from other homes. they came from poor and rich families. they came from all different situations and ya know what mattered to them more than the racisl divide? love. Unconditional love and support. the late nights we spent laughing our asses off. the stupid inside jokes. boondocks marathons on the couch while gorging ourselves on ice cream and chocolate pies.celebrating whenever dontavious won a rugby game. getting stoned out of my gourd with cam in the shed so mom and dad wuldnt find out ya know what didnt matter? the color of our skin. ya know why? because that isnt what defines us as humans. it doesnt ruin us. it doesnt mean we cant function as a family. did we fight? sure! did we have some differences in views? sure! were we disfunctional? hell yea. but we put the fun in disfunction. did it take us two tries to get cams dreadlocks right? nope. it took three. but you bet your ass we did it.
families arent made by skin. skin does ot equip you to raise a child better than someone else and if you honestly think that it does then i hope you never ever have kids.

Your family is lucky to have you.

Going against mixing “races” is, like, the most anti-evolutionary thing you can do.

Like, seriously, you might as well just try and convince the world that gamma radiation is good for the skin.

In ~1000 years we’re all gonna be the same mildly dark-ish yellow-ish orange-ish brown-ish green, and there’s not a goddamn thing you can do about it. Human evolution has always been about expanding the gene pool and surviving for as long as possible. Get over it.


theyrefuckingtrilbys:

demonslothking:

nostlenne:

poppypicklesticks:

White feminism in a nutshell 

Hang that sign off her neck like a scarlet goddamn letter and make her stand in a predominantly black thoroughfare. Somewhere she wouldn’t get hurt, but would probably get yelled at at best, spat on at worst, where she could just stand there and realize how much of an asshole she’s being until she’s fucking sorry.
If she’s going to co-opt, best let her face the group she’s co-opting while she does it.

Holy shit the victimhood is incredibly strong in this one! 

It’s over 9000

I’m afraid for her safety, as stupid as she is.

theyrefuckingtrilbys:

demonslothking:

nostlenne:

poppypicklesticks:

White feminism in a nutshell 

Hang that sign off her neck like a scarlet goddamn letter and make her stand in a predominantly black thoroughfare. Somewhere she wouldn’t get hurt, but would probably get yelled at at best, spat on at worst, where she could just stand there and realize how much of an asshole she’s being until she’s fucking sorry.

If she’s going to co-opt, best let her face the group she’s co-opting while she does it.

Holy shit the victimhood is incredibly strong in this one! 

It’s over 9000

I’m afraid for her safety, as stupid as she is.


poppypicklesticks:

crowvo:

havocados:

apologetikerfeind:

refusingtobeaman:

havocados:

veg-anna:

suicunecutie:

josiephone:

Apparently some vegans are telling people not to eat honey to support bees.STOP. STOP NOW.DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BEES WORK?Buy honey (local if possible) -> support beekeepers -> support bees.I swear people don’t even think this stuff out. Beekeepers provide bees with an environment in which they can live, and are encouraged to thrive. Bees then have a big huge giant person who can deal with any threats to the hive. Yes, honey is a winter food supply for bees, but beekeepers (unless they’re dicks, in which case they’d be shooting themselves in the foot) will NEVER take too much honey from a hive, and will always ensure that bees have enough food. Think about it, you’re not going to starve a source of income/hobby, are you?So now.Support beekeepers.Support bees.buzz.

I think a few ppl took Bee Movie too seriously.

Can a knowledgable vegan tackle this post please? I can’t imagine this is logical.



Yes, I can and I have several issues with that.
Wild bees exist. Many different races, on top of that. Bees do not fucking need human support to live.
The whole "without us bees will die" argument is wrong, because bees literally die because of us spraying pesticides on plants while bees are out pollinating 
and because humans feed them substitutes instead of letting them nurture their young with honey. (that’s 2 links)
There is more than enough cruelty involved in honey.
HONEY
IS 
NOT 
VEGAN
Watch the more than honey documentary and shut the goddamn hell up forever.

this needs to be reblogged thousands of times with that takedown because I’m god damn tired of seeing thousands of notes on these misguided anti vegan posts when what matters here are the bees, not how humans are their saviors

I can’t let this go, because whenever a vegan pulls this shit it always baffles me. I live on an apiary, for Christ’s sakes, so it’s always fascinating to see some jackoff on the internet telling me how beekeepers operate.Wild bees exist, but their population is not this massively impressive, sustained population. You can thank logging and development for that.While it is true that bees die because of us, and honestly, NO ONE IS ARGUING AGAINST THAT. THE ENTIRE SAVE THE BEES DEBATE IS ABOUT THE FACT THAT BEES ARE BEING KILLED BY PESTICIDES. It blows my goddamn mind that vegans wanna hop on that bandwagon and act like people don’t get it. Everyone gets it. Even Monsanto gets it, Monsanto just doesn’t give a flying fuck.The ONLY time that beekeepers have to give a honey-substitute to bees is when a winter is particularly harsh and the bees deplete their resources. NO beekeeper “steals” all of the honey and leaves them with sugar water. We’re not evil villains twirling mustaches while laughing for fucks sakes.Because at the end of the day, it’s a business. And vegans, apparently, believe that the world is not driven by capitalism, and that we can magically wish away capitalism with a flick of the goddamn wrist.What happens if we do away with beekeepers and just ‘let nature’ decide?Well, for starters, this leaves all bee populations to the whim of every other industry. No place for the bees to move in? Well, they’ll try to move onto people’s properties and build wild hives. And then get exterminated. Because people feel threatened by bee hives.But the biggest, most damning thing, the thing that makes it so utterly irrational that vegans would be blogging AGAINST beekeeping, is that your entire goddamn diet REVOLVES around beekeepers.Every single crop that requires insect pollination? Farms have beekeepers bring their bees to do that. Guess what happens without beekeepers? Can’t mass-pollinate as easily. Those wild bee populations don’t settle in close to humans because they’ll be taken down by exterminators, and butterflies and bumblebees don’t even come CLOSE to the pollinating power of honeybees.When bees get an excess of honey? They get aggressive. It’s so they can defend their honey, of course. If you don’t harvest some, they just keep growing and getting more honey, because there aren’t days off for them. So then you get massive, unwieldy bee hives that are giant beacons for wildlife to pulverize.What you SHOULD be campaigning against, vegans, is Monsanto. Because if the beekeepers vanish, do you know what remains? Monsanto. And the bees still get to enjoy breathing in all of those fantastically lethal chemicals, only now without there being a viable commercial reason to give a shit about them. On top of that, the bees lose out on protection and, indeed, on concerned businesses convincing politicians to stop Monsanto.It is goddamn frustrating to me. Our bees produced 700 pounds of excess honey this year. 700 pounds. Their reserves are filled to burst because we don’t like to have to feed them a substitute. Hell, we’ve only had to give them substitute once, for two weeks.I hate it when people talk clean out their ass. The person who posted all of those sources, which, FYI, the non-vegan sources? Explain what honey does. They do NOT even talk about honey substitute, they just talk about what honey does for bees. Scare tactic bullshit. The person who posted all of that deleted their blog. Jesus, they must have really believed their bullshit confidently!Don’t just lap up vegan propaganda. There are PLENTY of viable reasons to be vegan, and hey, I’m not saying you -should- eat honey if you’re vegan. But don’t you DARE try to tout this bullshit as “fact”. The only things hurt by this, are the bees. Hate it all that we want, at this point, the bees DO need us, because if we didn’t need them, you know for a fact we’d wipe them out. We’re a disgusting race hellbent on slaughtering whatever doesn’t suit us. If we didn’t use bees for agriculture and honey? Holy shit, they’re annoying stinging motherfuckers, we’d probably have tons of pesticides designed specifically to kill them.Sorry that I ranted about that, just, fuck man. I can’t stand vegan propaganda aimed at honeybees. It invariably signs a death sentence for honeybees every single time.

When people pull shit like this or feed their dogs tuna loaf maggie menus, you know they don\t really give a shit about animals, it’s all about their own egos and emotional validation as “nice people”

poppypicklesticks:

crowvo:

havocados:

apologetikerfeind:

refusingtobeaman:

havocados:

veg-anna:

suicunecutie:

josiephone:

Apparently some vegans are telling people not to eat honey to support bees.

STOP. STOP NOW.
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BEES WORK?

Buy honey (local if possible) -> support beekeepers -> support bees.

I swear people don’t even think this stuff out. 
Beekeepers provide bees with an environment in which they can live, and are encouraged to thrive. Bees then have a big huge giant person who can deal with any threats to the hive. 
Yes, honey is a winter food supply for bees, but beekeepers (unless they’re dicks, in which case they’d be shooting themselves in the foot) will NEVER take too much honey from a hive, and will always ensure that bees have enough food. Think about it, you’re not going to starve a source of income/hobby, are you?

So now.
Support beekeepers.
Support bees.

buzz.

I think a few ppl took Bee Movie too seriously.

Can a knowledgable vegan tackle this post please? I can’t imagine this is logical.

Yes, I can and I have several issues with that.

Wild bees exist. Many different races, on top of that. Bees do not fucking need human support to live.

The whole "without us bees will die" argument is wrong, because bees literally die because of us spraying pesticides on plants while bees are out pollinating

and because humans feed them substitutes instead of letting them
nurture their young with honey.
(that’s 2 links)


There is more than enough cruelty involved in honey.

HONEY

IS

NOT

VEGAN

Watch the more than honey documentary and shut the goddamn hell up forever.

this needs to be reblogged thousands of times with that takedown because I’m god damn tired of seeing thousands of notes on these misguided anti vegan posts when what matters here are the bees, not how humans are their saviors

I can’t let this go, because whenever a vegan pulls this shit it always baffles me. I live on an apiary, for Christ’s sakes, so it’s always fascinating to see some jackoff on the internet telling me how beekeepers operate.

Wild bees exist, but their population is not this massively impressive, sustained population. You can thank logging and development for that.

While it is true that bees die because of us, and honestly, NO ONE IS ARGUING AGAINST THAT. THE ENTIRE SAVE THE BEES DEBATE IS ABOUT THE FACT THAT BEES ARE BEING KILLED BY PESTICIDES. It blows my goddamn mind that vegans wanna hop on that bandwagon and act like people don’t get it. Everyone gets it. Even Monsanto gets it, Monsanto just doesn’t give a flying fuck.


The ONLY time that beekeepers have to give a honey-substitute to bees is when a winter is particularly harsh and the bees deplete their resources. NO beekeeper “steals” all of the honey and leaves them with sugar water. We’re not evil villains twirling mustaches while laughing for fucks sakes.

Because at the end of the day, it’s a business. And vegans, apparently, believe that the world is not driven by capitalism, and that we can magically wish away capitalism with a flick of the goddamn wrist.

What happens if we do away with beekeepers and just ‘let nature’ decide?

Well, for starters, this leaves all bee populations to the whim of every other industry. No place for the bees to move in? Well, they’ll try to move onto people’s properties and build wild hives. And then get exterminated. Because people feel threatened by bee hives.

But the biggest, most damning thing, the thing that makes it so utterly irrational that vegans would be blogging AGAINST beekeeping, is that your entire goddamn diet REVOLVES around beekeepers.

Every single crop that requires insect pollination? Farms have beekeepers bring their bees to do that. Guess what happens without beekeepers? Can’t mass-pollinate as easily. Those wild bee populations don’t settle in close to humans because they’ll be taken down by exterminators, and butterflies and bumblebees don’t even come CLOSE to the pollinating power of honeybees.

When bees get an excess of honey? They get aggressive. It’s so they can defend their honey, of course. If you don’t harvest some, they just keep growing and getting more honey, because there aren’t days off for them. So then you get massive, unwieldy bee hives that are giant beacons for wildlife to pulverize.

What you SHOULD be campaigning against, vegans, is Monsanto. Because if the beekeepers vanish, do you know what remains? Monsanto. And the bees still get to enjoy breathing in all of those fantastically lethal chemicals, only now without there being a viable commercial reason to give a shit about them. On top of that, the bees lose out on protection and, indeed, on concerned businesses convincing politicians to stop Monsanto.

It is goddamn frustrating to me. Our bees produced 700 pounds of excess honey this year. 700 pounds. Their reserves are filled to burst because we don’t like to have to feed them a substitute. Hell, we’ve only had to give them substitute once, for two weeks.

I hate it when people talk clean out their ass. The person who posted all of those sources, which, FYI, the non-vegan sources? Explain what honey does. They do NOT even talk about honey substitute, they just talk about what honey does for bees. Scare tactic bullshit. The person who posted all of that deleted their blog. Jesus, they must have really believed their bullshit confidently!

Don’t just lap up vegan propaganda. There are PLENTY of viable reasons to be vegan, and hey, I’m not saying you -should- eat honey if you’re vegan. But don’t you DARE try to tout this bullshit as “fact”. The only things hurt by this, are the bees. Hate it all that we want, at this point, the bees DO need us, because if we didn’t need them, you know for a fact we’d wipe them out. We’re a disgusting race hellbent on slaughtering whatever doesn’t suit us. If we didn’t use bees for agriculture and honey? Holy shit, they’re annoying stinging motherfuckers, we’d probably have tons of pesticides designed specifically to kill them.

Sorry that I ranted about that, just, fuck man. I can’t stand vegan propaganda aimed at honeybees. It invariably signs a death sentence for honeybees every single time.

When people pull shit like this or feed their dogs tuna loaf maggie menus, you know they don\t really give a shit about animals, it’s all about their own egos and emotional validation as “nice people”

(via misogyny-mermaid)


(via knochai)


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