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Feb 25

thefrogman:

6 “Sharknado” Sequels That Need To Exist [buzzfeed]

I actually want tsharknami to be a thing.

Like, there was some sort of viagra spill in the ocean somewhere, and it caused the sharks to breed to the point where there became actual schools of sharks, akin to herrings. Then, disaster strikes, the biggest tsunami in history carries the massive school of sharks to (for some reason) San Fransisco, which are propelled by the waves in a sort-of horizontal bullet-like fashion, into buildings and innocent bystanders. The rest of the movie is about picking up the pieces of the once-great San Fransisco city. Keep this picture in your head: sharks lodged in apartment buildings, their shark asses hanging out of windows and whatnot, occasionally flopping about.

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